Dirt cheap dirt!
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Okay, I have a dream.
It’s a silly dream, but I turn 30 next year, and I have ALWAYS wanted to go to Walt Disney World for my thirtieth birthday, to ring in this milestone in true, child like style.
In order to make this happen (that shit’s expensive) I am offering a DIRT CHEAP DIRT offer!!
Oh my days, you are going to have access to 10 super hot masturbation photos, I’m talking dildos in all the holes people. For only ONE Great British Pound. (Works out about a dollar twenty for my American friends)
Once you order, as soon as I’m able, I’ll send you a link to access the hot pics ❤️ They are yours to save and keep, but obviously I ask you don’t share them with anyone else, otherwise I might come after you 🌚
Please note, even if you order this more than once, you will still only have access to the same 10 pictures, it doesn’t mean you get 10 images for every £ you spend, okay? Okay 😁
(Please also note, you have to be 18+ to order as it *is* adult content. By purchasing you are confirming you are over the appropriate age)
